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Fancy A Bit Of Ginger? NSFW | Army Rumour Service

Mar 15, 2013 · LE. 15 Mar 2013. #10. As I advance into my dotage, I have to say that I feel drawn to the "ginge" - there's something alluring about about them. That Karen Gillan from Dr Who fair made my nuts boil!! It goes without saying I'd have to wear an S10 when shagging to avoid the acrid stench of amonia and piss though. NULL.

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Maj Gen Holmes (RM) found dead | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Oct 05, 2021 · The former head of the Royal Marines has been found dead as Royal Navy chiefs paid tribute to one of the “most senior and highly decorated Royal Marines”. On Sunday night it was confirmed that Major General Matthew Holmes, who stood down as Commandant General Royal Marines in April, died on October 2. Maj Gen Holmes, who commanded 42 ...

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Women you fancy that you shouldnt | Page 416 | Army Rumour ...

(52 years ago) Jan 31, 2019 · It's all, as Einstein said a matter of relativity. In a job where I merged into the background, I heard an interesting conversation. A male, who'd entered the premises, informed the female boss of what had happened at his club. After he'd left she asked the two females if they'd heard what he'd told her. No being the reply, she repeated what ...

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What's new - The Army Rumour Service (ARRSE)

(52 years ago) Oct 08, 2018 · Hitler's war in Africa 1941 to 1942 David Mitchill Hill-Green. diverman. 28 Sep 2021. Military Boots. North Africa from the begining to the begining of the end. 0.00 star (s) 0 …

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Mess Graces - The Army Rumour Service (ARRSE) | Army ...

(52 years ago) Mar 29, 2004 · 16 Oct 2003. #15. As a Mr Vice it was a cert i was going to get the port in for some pathetic crime so I just baffled the RSM at grace and he gave me 1 port fine then forgot about the rest: Dear Lord, I have just spent a wad on Mess dress, Ball gown and a taxi. We're payin for this food ourselves, and you want thanks.

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Best cameltoe pics. | Page 110 | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Jun 16, 2018 · LE. 9 Jun 2018. #2,193. Ruckerwocman said: The right sleeve shows the organizational insignia of the unit that the soldier served time in combat with; if you like, his combat patch. This was the 91st Infantry Division which fought in Italy under GEN Mark Clark’s 5th Army and broke the Gothic Line. Bottom patch on the sleeve is his meritorious ...

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Maj Gen Holmes (RM) found dead | Page 4 | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Oct 07, 2021 · The entire Corps was well aware that every other part of the environmental arms had been reduced to a head at the 1* level. This process started before Matt Holmes took over as CGRM, and he knew that the post was on the block for being removed. I am truly sorry if that contributed to his state of mind, but it was not personal to Matt Holmes ...

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The Army Rumour Service (ARRSE) | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Jan 31, 2017 · The Army Rumour Service (ARRSE) is the unofficial voice of the British Army. Why not visit our hugely popular Discussion Forums and legendary British Army Encyclopedia! There's serious debate on current military topics, chat on the news of the day and of course lots of banter.

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Guide to the staff branches (G1-G9) | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Feb 08, 2006 · Royal Signals do a very good self teach pam called ARMY ORGANISATION AND MILITARY MAP SYMBOLS (tdtmod1.pdf), its available on the TDT CD (which all TA signals should have) BTW this is basic signals knowledge that all trades should know (any prospective class 1 operators should also be given the CD I mentioned above as it contains all the pams needed for the pre course …

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Forum list - The Army Rumour Service (ARRSE) | Army Rumour ...

(52 years ago) Oct 09, 2021 · Boards by Arm / Service (roughly) The British Army isn't really a single organisation but a loosely allied group of warring tribes united by our dislike of the Royal Air Force. Somewhere in this list you should be able to find a board for your cap badge, Regiment or Corps. For the sake of completeness we've also included the Royal Navy/Royal Marines and (spit) Royal Air Force.

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ACPO Firearms licensing survey - Please complete | Army ...

(52 years ago) Oct 01, 2021 · The Association of Police and Crime Commissioners have listed a survey on firearms licensing. It’s open for three weeks and could very well have a detrimental effect on future renewals and grants. The survey is quick and easy and only takes a few …

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Main Page - ARRSEpedia - The Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Welcome to the ARRSEPedia. 03:47 Z Saturday 17 July 2021. The ARRSEPedia is a Wiki, just like wikipedia, but for the British Army / ARRSE and not quite 100% serious. The ARRSEPedia is a mass of articles that anyone can create or Edit. The idea is that if everyone contributes a little of his knowledge, opinions, sense of humour and experience ...

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George Floyd jokes | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Jul 24, 2021 · George Floyd's violent criminal record and the concentration of fentanyl and methamphetamine in his system that was more than enough to cause pulmonary asphyxiation (according to the coroner) and much more likely than kneeling on his neck. Oh, and that this has rarely been mentioned. Sent from my karzi while losing several pounds. Click to ...

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Future of 4 RIFLES, plus manning of the Ranger Brigades ...

(52 years ago) Oct 04, 2021 · There *might* be an argument for creating a Corps of Close Combat, a Fires Corps, an Engineering Corps, a Combat Support Corps and a Combat Service Support Corps, but I sense it wouldn't be a strong one. My own sense - as articulated on here over ten, more life fifteen years ago, to general howls of disagreement - is that the Regular Army is ...

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Current Affairs, News and Analysis | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Oct 01, 2021 · Current Affairs, News and Analysis. Politics, Current Affairs, Geo-Political Analysis. For Daily Mail stories please use The Int Cell!

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BBC Drama - Vigil...already baffled | Page 16 | Army ...

(52 years ago) Sep 13, 2021 · Worth a wander round if you find yourself that way. To the just and virtuous man, death has no terrors equal to the stain of falsehood and dishonour. "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - …

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Sweating like a... - ARRSEpedia

(52 years ago) Currently a popular set of phrases to describe the level of perspiration during training or when caught by the long haired general surfing jazz web sites.

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Army Slang - ARRSEpedia - Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Slang is the use of highly informal words and expressions that are not considered standard in the speaker's language.. Army Slang is a sub-division of slang, indeed it is a particularly fine example which is almost incomprehensible to civvies.. A few scintillating examples follow: General - the world, including recent introduction into the US military as the M240.

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The NAAFI Bar - The Army Rumour Service (ARRSE) | Army ...

(52 years ago) Sep 15, 2021 · The NAAFI bar Read & Digest before posting - revised rules. Mighty_doh_nut. 17 Jun 2008. Replies. 12. Views. 57K. 20 Nov 2017. Boris_Johnson.

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Carrier Strike Group Looks Forward to a Busy Autumn in ...

(52 years ago) Oct 10, 2021 · With four months of activity alongside allies and partners successfully completed, the UK Carrier Strike Group (CSG), led by HMS Queen Elizabeth, is preparing for a series of engagements with Singapore, India and Oman this a… Continue reading...

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"As Useful As" - The Army Rumour Service (ARRSE) | Army ...

(52 years ago) Dec 06, 2005 · Clanker. 6 Dec 2005. #1. Help, I'm having a brain fart and cannot think of any sarcastic quotes that starts with "As useful as", apart from "As useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition". You all know the sort of quips that we use and love so I procastinate myself in front of the arrse gods and beg your wisdom and advice.

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AOSB Planning Exercises (10 Exercises to prepare you ...

(52 years ago) Apr 17, 2021 · AOSB advice and tips - Planning Exercise. PLANNING EXERCISEAdvice and tips for passing the AOSB Planning Exercise. Sample Planning exercises with solutions for the Army Officer Selection Board. Advice on tackling speed, distance and time tests. The ability to assess a situation and make an effective plan is one of the fundamental.

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Fill Your Boots - The Army Rumour Service (ARRSE) | Army ...

(52 years ago) Oct 05, 2021 · Brand new Reserves recruit straight out of school. TommyAtkins1914; 18 Sep 2018; 2. Replies 37 Views 10K

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Harry and Megan: How long will it last? | Page 902 | Army ...

(52 years ago) Sep 24, 2021 · Daily telegraph by line today, Maggot was addressed as 'Madam Duchess' by a reporter, her army of woke followers have taken it up and henceforth she will be called that, I wonder what the reporters are likely to address Hairy as, may I suggest 'Mister Madam Duchess', it's a nice fit I think.

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The Intelligence Cell | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Aug 29, 2021 · General Chat Forum. Imagine how bitter sweet it would be to get 5, rather than 6, numbers come up in the lottery

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Future of 4 RIFLES, plus manning of the Ranger Brigades ...

(52 years ago) Oct 06, 2021 · The new Ranger Regiment will be part of the Army Special Operations Brigade and will be made up of forces trained and ready for unconventional action. The Regiment will initially be based on four Infantry Battalions but will also select personnel from …

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Service Number - ARRSEpedia

(52 years ago) A Service Number is issued to all military personnel. This page concerns only Army numbers, as the Crabs and Andrew have (until recently) their own system.. As part of our Walting With Confidence program, here are all the possible ranges of Service Numbers the Old and Bold could possibly need to ensure that they are not outed by the first clued up squaddie they meet.

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The police farce. | Page 107 | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Aug 27, 2021 · Boss 'raped manager' after a night out in a pub. The head of a leading recruitment company raped a female member of staff after a drunken night out, a tribunal has ruled. The chief executive was accused of attacking the woman in a hotel in 2017, when she was too drunk to consent. An employment tribunal heard the boss presided over a “work hard-play hard” culture, where drinking to ...

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MOD Discount on MS Office Package? | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Oct 14, 2019 · Not an army discount, but part of corporate licences to allow staff to buy a home copy. For office at £9.99 you need the MoD HUP code from DII and a DII email address with access to the internet gateway. Or for free students / teachers may get office, with a qualifying email address.

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Platinum Jubilee Medal | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Nov 12, 2020 · LE. 12 Nov 2020. #1. Her Majesty will be celebrating her 70th year of reigning over us with a four day weekend starting Thursday June 2nd and a new medal will be issued. In keeping with tradition, a Platinum Jubilee medal will be awarded to people who work in public service including representatives of the Armed Forces, the emergency services ...

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Adm Sir Tony Radakin to be next CDS | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Oct 08, 2021 · First Sea Lord is the first Navy officer to be appointed head of Britain's military since 2001. The First Sea Lord and Chief of the Naval Staff has been selected by the Prime Minister as the next head of the Armed Forces, The Telegraph can reveal. Admiral Sir Tony Radakin will take over from General Sir Nick Carter as Chief of the Defence Staff ...

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Little-known Facts about the SAS - ARRSEpedia

(52 years ago) The SAS are wanted for questioning by the World Wildlife Fund, the RSPCA and David Attenborough. 'A Fresher Sod' is an anagram of SAS Hereford. Most people in the town of Hereford have eleven toes and play the theme tune from the film Deliverance on the banjo. …

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Unbelievably sick jokes | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Mar 16, 2021 · 6 Apr 2005. #3. A vampire walks into a bar, 'pint of blood landlord' he says. The barman gives him his order. A second vampire walks into the bar, 'pint of your finest blood please' he says. Again, the barman pours his order. A third vampire walks into the bar and says 'a mug of hot water please barman'. The barman looks puzzled at the vampire ...

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Lightweight Wax Jacket | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Oct 03, 2021 · Game Unpadded Lightweight Wax Jacket. The Game unpadded wax jackets is ideal for the milder weather when a heavy wax jacket is just not practical. Made in the UK Easy fold hood - can be stored neatly in front pocket Heavy duty two way zip closure Full front zip fastening with stud closing storm flap Corduroy collar, studded for...

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Example set of Orders | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Aug 24, 2008 · It really isn't that hard. Think up a fictional object; enemy dug in on a hill designated D19. Your platoon has to attack this hill and take the position.

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E-nirex - ARRSEpedia

(52 years ago) Pl Q4 effects schematic. Duties of a sentry / stag list. Range Card - Thanks to EX_STAB. Simple range card. Section Ammo and Cas card. Slimmed down Section Ammo / Cas card. Quality Warning Order. Extraction of orders schematic. Sangar / Sentry brief.

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Mandatory annual mental health training launched across ...

(52 years ago) Oct 10, 2021 · 10 Oct 2021. #1. To ensure personnel are always working toward top levels of mental fitness, a new Annual Mental Fitness Brief (AMFB) programme has launched across the UK Armed Forces on World Mental Health Day. Continue reading... This is an automated feed from the Ministry of Defence website.

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Pension on reaching 55 ? | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Feb 07, 2011 · If you commuted part of your pension, your pension is abated until 55. At age 55 you will get the full pension i.e. what you would have received if you had not commuted anything (and this will be index linked). Your best bet is to contact xafinity to confirm everything. Armed Forces scheme pensions pensioners queries Xafinity Paymaster.

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The NAAFI Bar | Page 5 | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Oct 06, 2021 · Look some of the stuff in here is really quite nasty. If you are easily offended - DO NOT ENTER.

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The NAAFI Bar | Page 4 | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Look some of the stuff in here is really quite nasty. If you are easily offended - DO NOT ENTER.

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Royal Navy - The Army Rumour Service (ARRSE) | Army Rumour ...

(52 years ago) Oct 09, 2021 · Ships, boats, planes & booties - don't forget Navy-Net though

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A covenant of fairness and equality? | Army Rumour Service

(52 years ago) Oct 04, 2021 · LE. 4 Oct 2021. #3. The problem with the “covenant” was it was designed to prevent women and gays serving in the Army in the 90s, and morphed into a short term political expedient in the late 00s/early 10s to get retired VSOs off politicians’ backs. …

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Submarine: Life Under the Waves. Channel 5 Monday 13th Sep ...

(52 years ago) Sep 22, 2021 · As stated, post #4, the whole series appears to be a series of pre-deployment exercises under the scrutiny of training staff. Whilst it maybe a good representation of what submariners encounter for real, I find it disappointing that neither the programme or the Submarine Service admit the rather obvious fact that all, if not most, of the scenarios filmed and screened were, in fact, a series of ...

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Int Corps - The Army Rumour Service (ARRSE) | Army Rumour ...

(52 years ago) Oct 03, 2021 · Int Corps | Army Rumour Service. Forums. Boards by Arm / Service (roughly)

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Category:Infamous Walts - ARRSEpedia

(52 years ago) Category:Infamous Walts. The purpose of this page is to act both as a warning and also as an aid to the poor, naive fools who have been taken in and/or been fleeced rigid by the burgeoning scourge of society that is the Walt. Whether you've been done up the hoop, hit in the wallet or simply been made to look stupid this is the page that aims to ...

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The Most Gorgeous Brunette in the World | Page 663 | Army ...

(52 years ago) Sep 07, 2021 · 2K. 5 May 2021. SnagySnags. 1. Shooters Hill, Time Team and the defences of London in WW2. Dwarf. 16 Jun 2021. Military History and Militaria. 3 4 5.

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